I had this recipe for Christmas cake given to me... being T-Total I wonder, would any care to try it
not really booze, but looks very promising?
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Tequila Christmas Cake
> >
> > 1 cup water
> > 1 tsp. baking soda
> > 1 cup sugar
> > 1 tsp. salt
> > 1 cup of brown sugar
> > Lemon juice
> > 4 large eggs
> > Nuts
> > 1 bottle tequila
> > 2 cups dried fruit
> >
> > Sample the tequila to check quality. (I already
> > sampled it.....several times
> > to check the quality)
> >
> > Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be
> > sure it is of the highest
> > quality, pour one level cup and drink.
> >
> > Repeat.
> >
> > Turn on the electric mixer.
> >
> > Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
> >
> > Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
> >
> > At this point its best to make sure the tequila is
> > still OK. Try another
> > cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
> >
> > Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the
> > cup of dried fruit.
> >
> > Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor.
> >
> > Mix on the turner.
> >
> > If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
> > pry it loose with a
> > drewscriver.
> >
> > Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
> >
> > Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
> >
> > Check the tequila.
> >
> > Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
> >
> > Add one table.
> >
> > Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
> > find.
> >
> > Greash the oven.
> >
> > Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
> > over.
> >
> > Don't forget to beat off the turner.
> >
> > Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
> >
> > Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
> >
> >
> > CHERRY MISTMAS!
> >
PS You can substitute....Brandy, Whiskey, Rum, Vodka..etc,etc,etc